Just how hot R U?

Hotness Tester will let you know

Like all of us, you're intensely interested to know just how hot you actually are. Which is good, because Hotness Tester gives you a fun way to kinda find out. Just tap the "How Hot R U?" button on the opening screen and a thermometer will start zooming upward. Once it reaches your level of hotness, it will stop and give you your hotness reading.

You can set the app to go to a random level (in other words, this is NOT taking any actual temperature or anything, it's just make-believe). Or you can set it to go all the way to the top, which could be a really useful way to let a loved one know how you feel. (Or the person on the barstool who you'd like to be a loved one, for instance.)

A few details and ideas on how to get the most out of your Hotness Tester:

  • Place the iPhone against bare skin for effect.
  • Try placing it on different body parts to measure areas of hotness.
  • Set your own labels for the six different levels of hotness: From a bottom level of "Newt Gingrich" to a top of "Jessica Alba," maybe, or from "ice" to "the inside of a Pop Tart." Be creative, already.

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You can purchase Hotness tester in the iTunes app store.